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So schools are being feminized.  It seems that girl students are being catered to more than boys, and as a result of this, some girls have (unfairly) been doing as well - or even better – than boys.

Now you may ask, “what proof do you have of this?”  Well, all you need to do is actually look at the school system, or even in your own family….

Our little Jimmy is failing class but Susie next door is in his same class and on the honor roll.  There is no way that  eight-year-old bitchlette could be smarter than our boy (I mean, she’s a girl for Christ’s sake) so it must be down to the teachers giving her an unfair advantage.

This is also obvious because while Jimmy is being sent to detention at least once a week, Susie always seems to make it home in time to get ready for band practice.  Why are the teacher’s picking on our son, giving him detention after detention, but not the one girl in his class we know?  Yes, we’ve read the teacher’s reports that Jimmy won’t sit down in class and constantly interrupts her when she is speaking, but there is no way that bitch could have anything better to say than our darling boy.  Hell, she probably got her job by sleeping with the principal anyway.  What right does she, someone with a college degree interviewed and hired by the state to instruct and evaluate students, have to evaluate our son?  This is America for God’s sake!  Our son should be free to do what he wants!  But now it seems you’re only allowed to do what you want in school if you want to sit down respectfully, pay attention to those in charge, and learn the material being taught.  This is out and out discrimination in favor of girls!

Back in the good old days, there was no catering to girl students.  Everyone knew girls couldn’t possibly be as smart as boys, so they didn’t even need to be sent to school.  Our boys would have high-level instruction by men with PhD’s.  These proper teachers would stand at the podium and lecture for hours, while our studious boys took notes.   Anyone who didn’t pay attention or caused a disturbance would be sent to the principal after a sound beating from the teacher and then get another beating when the principal found out what they’d done.

Ah, the good old days.

But now these women teachers have it in for our boys.  They don’t seem to understand that boys cannot sit still for long periods of time – but that is just boys being boys.  Sending a child to the principal’s office just because he doesn’t pay attention or causes a disturbance is sexist.  I know it’s sexist because school didn’t used to work like that – our boys weren’t punished for being boys.

Teachers are also redesigning classes.  Instead of having the students listen to a lecture for thirty minutes to an hour, they are actually asking students to get up and move around, engaging in their learning.  This is probably the biggest feminization of the school system of all – don’t these teachers understand that our boys cannot sit still for long periods of time?  Asking students to get up and physically engage in hands-on activities pertinent to learning offers a huge advantage to girl students because it has been long been shown that girls are less confident at performing hands-on activities than boys.

I mean, when will this obvious favoritism of girl end?!

This should concern every parent of a boy, because this is our future we are talking about.  Jimmy’s ma and I didn’t finish school, and we always known Jimmy would be the one to carry our family up – every generation is supposed to be better, right?  Why just last year his ma and I took a trip to the store and while we were gone our boy had the gumption to build a skate ramp for himself!  He grabbed my circular saw from where I store it on the floor of the garage and sawed the legs on one of the wife’s chair.  While sawing the fourth leg he cut half his pinky off, then hid it from us until it went gangrene and his whole hand had to be amputated, but can you imagine it?  A nine year old smart enough to build a skate ramp?  Show me a girl who can do THAT!

And here his teachers are telling me he’s not smart!  So I am saying now, all you teachers – this reverse-sexism in school has to stop.  Just because you all are bitter old hags that weren’t able to snag husbands (probably because you are such bitches) doesn’t mean you need to take it out on our boys.

And I am saying to all you parents out there, don’t give in to these people who call themselves teachers.  I make it a point to boycott parent-teacher conferences and to hang up on teachers when they call our house, asking to meet with us to best figure out a way for Jimmy to “succeed”.  It doesn’t make sense to me – she says  it’s obvious Jimmy isn’t succeeding because he is getting a D.  If she really wanted to help him succeed, why is she giving him that D in the first place?

I do take action when the school year ends and they say they are holding Jimmy back.  I invite Rich – the principal – over for a couple beers and we discuss how someone needs to give it to that bitch long and hard so she’ll lighten up.  I drop in that Jimmy’s being held back and this would be a shame.  This usually works, and Jimmy moves ahead.  Sometimes, if the bitch isn’t tenured, she isn’t back in the fall.

I say good riddance.  We don’t need that kind of discrimination in our schools.  Our Jimmy may be the first in our family to graduate from high school.  Maybe even college.  Why our boy could even be the President one day!